The beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump by Rob Sears

Strictly Unauthorised. He didnt go to Washington to be feared; he did it so he could alchemise his experiences into the poems MAGA.

Here’s a sample:

(Sears, p 17)

I am the most fabulous whiner

I own the largest winery on the east coast

I do whine

We make the finest wine

Because I want to win

And Im not happy about not winning

And I am a whiner

Many different kind of wines

And Im a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win

And Im going to win.

#poem #satire #humor #aroundtheworld